Funkygrad on Temasek Hall
Okay, Funkygrad’s latest online issue carries this article on “Sex in the University“. The article professes to help you “Stumble along as we bring you five most conducive spots to make out in NUS” and features the very obvious location of “Hall room”.
They rate the makeout spots on five scales. 1) Sweat-before-the-act, how hard is it is to physically get to the location, 2) Sex-tifaction Factor, 3) Climax-ability, 4) Caught with Pants Down Risk and 5) Mozzie Attack Probability.
This is the excerpt for Hall Rooms and the “Caught With Pants Down Risk” scale.
How true is this? Well, I don’t know. Living at the edge of Temasek Hall kinda precludes you from hearing all kinds of activities. I’m not in “that” group as well. Go figure. But one things for sure: its incriminating Temasek Hall. But if its a known fact or an “open secret”, then there’s nothing much to incriminate.Caught With Pants Down Risk:
1/10
The risk of getting caught is almost zero, unless (1) you don’t like to draw the blinds and (2) you can’t keep your noise level down. There have been reports of live sex shows in PGP as well as “squealers” in Temasek Hall. You are advised to draw the blinds and lower the volume at all times.
